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dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

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When you go to a social gathering (like a party) and you meet new people but you’re shy and socially awkward and you just kind of

hail-merome:

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mogarmorelikerungar:

This is cuter than it should be :3

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spidrhuntr:

Walk up to the club like what up I have social anxiety & I want to go home

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timelordridingintheimpala:

Seeing friends unknowingly reblog Roosterteeth things…

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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lifewickedfast:

my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil:

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

i need these

I need these so badly. HOW CAN I BUY THESE

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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